Updated :O

' It's been a week since a magnitude 9 earthquake struck off the coast of Japan on Friday, 11th March 2011. Many parts of the world have given their silent well wishes to the people of Japan, but we hope for more vocal blessings for those who are affected by this devastation. '

- Let us all extend our sincere blessings to the victims who have suffered from the earthquake and tsunami in Japan, as well as to their loved ones.




Earthquake clouds? o.o''



Interesting eh? These clouds often appear before the earthquake strikes..



P/s : So kiddos, better run if you ever see em' :O

P/p/s : Thanks Xinjun for promoting my blog :D

I'm just so Lame ;D

A man walks into a bar... Ouch!

My dad was a pistol, that makes me a son of a gun..

What's brown and sticky?  -A stick.

Have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower?      
  -That's because he hides well.

Why don't anteaters get sick?       
  -Because they're full of anty-bodies ;)

Chehh.

一個小女孩問老師：我奶奶八十歲能懷孕吧？老師：不能。
那我姐姐十八歲呢？老師：能。
那我八歲呢？老師：不能。

旁邊的小男孩：嘿嘿、我說沒事吧!

Lol. Seashells

We've all done it at one point of another, held a seashell to our ear to see if, as the old wives tale goes, we really can hear the ocean.

But what is it we are really hearing?
- the sound of our own blood flowing through our head.

The design and shape of a seashell provides an excellent echo chamber to hear what is really going on inside our heads, but because of the myth and our expectations of hearing the ocean, that's what we fall into the trap of thinking that we're hearing really - we're really just listening to a psychological, preconceived notion, particularly because seashells come from the sea!

Abyss ?

False friends are like our shadow,

keeping close to us while we walk in the sunshine,
but leaving us the instant we cross into the
shade.

Ahh, Why am I here?

Hmmm, It's been a long time, when I say long, I mean VERY LONG. True, blogging doesn't seem so cool anymore, NO OFFENSE. Lol. I'm having a fun time in this Holiday, NOT. Sien.

What has 3 heads, ugly, and smells bad?


(Put your cursor over the riddle and read the answer.)

Oh hey..

Whats up? How ya feelin'? Cool?

Diaozz...

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from Diarrhea, does that mean the 5th person enjoys it?

Why We Love Children.. #2

While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, 'Are you a cop?' 'Yes,' I answered and continued writing the report. 'My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?' 'Yes, that's right,' I told her. 'Well, then,' she said as she extended her foot toward me, 'Would you please tie my shoe?'

Tom or Row?

Whats up with the title? ahha. It means the last day of school, hmmm. Its the end of the year already, hayai. Well, honestly, this year is so boring.. Compared to last year, it sucks. lolz.

Neh... It's just an opening..



Awww.. how sad.


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YEAH! xD

Why We Love Children..

I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening. When a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved, She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, 'Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!'